STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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