So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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