We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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