I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Randomize
