Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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