I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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