He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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