Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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