This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Randomize
