btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
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