I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
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