he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
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Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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