We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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