Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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