that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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