haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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