But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
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