this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I know her cup size but not her name....
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