On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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