32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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