OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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