ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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