what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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