Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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