your thong is hanging out like whoa
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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