we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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