toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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