when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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