so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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