Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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