piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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