and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Help. Why am I so naked?
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