not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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