dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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