I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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