I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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