so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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