Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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