Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
This beer is not sobering me up at all
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
that may or may not have been my penis.
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