my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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