Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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