Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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