I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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