she looked like the bat from fern gully.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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