i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Randomize
