Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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