we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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