That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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