Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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