I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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