if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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