dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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