Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
Randomize