My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I'm just crazy horny about you
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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