i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I enjoy the company of your penis
Randomize
