one might say we're banned from that church
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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