what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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