She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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